Antignometic?

I went to my first amusement park this weekend out on Long Island.

It started off bad as soon as I walked inside. I was below the minimum height to go on any of the rides. Then, I wanted to buy a street sign for my home garden, but they didn't have my name.

I couldn't find any of my relatives around, and when I looked at the accommodations, I could understand why. I did run into some distant relatives, but you should hear their horror stories. There used to be seven of them.

Clearly, this entire organization is ANTIGNOMETIC!